This is the essay I wrote for my fifth grader niece

Humour In Life.

Disclaimer: This essay is not intended to hurt anybodies sentiments.

Wake up in the morning - Brush your teeth - Go to School - Listen to the Teacher - Back at Home - Complete the home work - Play for few hrs - Sleep and then again wake up the next morning. Life gets routine. I complained to SUN that my life is so boring. SUN replied "Oh check my routine, I rise from east, make people warm and then set into west. Does that sound interesting to you?"

I asked SUN to take a chill pill. SUN just smiled and got back to its work.So, a little bit of humour does makes life easy, interesting and reduces stress in our lives.

A lot of incidents happening with us and around puts smile on our faces, and helps us put away our worries.I will narrate few such incidents and thoughts to add humour in your lives. Have you seen People boarding the Buses. THEY DO SO IN A QUEUE. bUT THE DEFINITION of queue in India, is All at one time - not one by one.
I accompanied Mom for grocery shopping she suggested we buy a soap which last longer. I started searching for a soap brand starting with the letter 'K'.

One day we had a discussion who is the richest cartoon. My sister said its Richie Rich but my Daddy said it's Lallo Prasad Yadav. He is rich and offcourse a cartoon.
Whenever my aunt used to make egg-omlettes for Breakfast,uncle would find egg shells in it. Tired of eating crunch omelettes with egg-shells in it, uncle put a note over the eggtray : BREAK-FIRST.

We children smell through our nose, but our Parents pay money through thier nose. We eat food through our mouth, but the other day my mother was eating her own words. We hear through our ears, but I wonder Why parents pull our ears? May be that's the best way to clean them. We see through our eyes, but our parents always have thier eyes on our future.

The Prize distribution at the school, if it gets a little different this time.
Instead of BEST GROOMER - BEST BROOMER
Instead of BEST CONDUCT - B.E.S.T Conductor
Instead of BEST TEACHER - Best Torture
Instead of BEST ATTENDANCE - Best Dance (AT TEN - dance at 10'o Clock)

We all have dreams to attain super powers. Once in the school Bus we all the fourth grader girls, discussed if we could attain super powers, what we would become. One said Spiderwoman , the other said SUPERWOMAN , one said BATWOMAN. Confused the first grader girl said "I want to become HE-WOMAN"